Tuesday, February 16, 2010
WAY TOO MUCH ACID
acid was cheaper than anything in high school.
it was cheaper than a sack of day old donuts.
it worked a little too well. now i hate cops,
toasters, brooms, tupperware, stuffed animals,
telephones, toilets, cars, lawn mowers and department stores.
but at least i never received electro
shock therapy and i was never murdered by my wife.
long live stacy sutherland.